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TAGS: mitt romney liar context poster
Rating: 2.47/5

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RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 2:56 pm
Ouch. Talk about a h** head
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 9:59 pm
Not sure if that counts as 'viral' but it's good to see that others like my work enough to spread it around. Good on you for getting the same result for your poster.
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 9:58 pm
For the record, I just submitted 'funny obama poster' on google images. #4, 8, 11, 13 were of mine here, #7, 14 was from other motifake users. All were linked to other sites instead of moti/politifake. There were much more, but I just stopped at 14 for u.
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 9:32 pm
based on a false premise. the govt infrastructure exists because of successful businesses (that pay taxes and build wealth), not the other way around. Therefore, businesses as a whole did build that! (both the businesses and the infrastructure.)
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 9:30 pm
Here is my take on that phrase: Yes, the POTUS was referring to infrastructure. Yes, he was trying to have govt grab credit for successful businesses because, in his opinion, they could not succeed without govt. Here is the problem with his position. It's
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 4:41 pm
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 4:40 pm
Very good point.. Somebody... People who like pay taxes... Not the audience he's talking to...
Bull - September 3, 2012, 4:39 pm
"Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that." - Barack Obama
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 4:37 pm
Odd he never said roads... He said you have a business you didn't build that.. Lots of people work hard, lots of smart people... etc... Seems to me he's talking about people...
crankyhead - September 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
Government built that. Taxpayers built that. Without it, things would be very different indeed.
crankyhead - September 3, 2012, 4:12 pm
You're trying to contend that he meant people's private business. But the reality is, he was talking about the infrastructure, that enables buisnesses to succeed, and do business. The point is, he's right, you didn't build that.
crankyhead - September 3, 2012, 4:10 pm
Yes, Groucho, that's exactly what he said. He said: "You didn't build that." I'm not arguing that he didn't. What we're arguing is the context. We're trying to define what he meant, when he used the word 'that', in the phrase 'You didn't build THAT.'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 3:50 pm

The admin is very happy when posters go viral, and yours might just be. I'm just trying to save you from other commenters who will try to pick you apart because you're always talking about your "viral" posters. I meant no disrespect. I like your posters.
marms - September 3, 2012, 3:47 pm
I have seen it posted by 4 FB groups already today. And it is being shared from there. Would think "Politifake" would like to see this poster being shared over the net just a couple hours after being approved. Looks to be going viral to me
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 3:46 pm

I don't care for Obama, but I'm not going to take his words or those of anyone else out of context just to defend my position. I'll say the same thing about Ryan's Ayn Rand comment.......out of context.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 3:43 pm

Building that'...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 3:42 pm

Be outsourced to 3rd world countries to increase profit. Small business will be dead and so will self employment. This isn't the jetsons, we won't just live jobless in the lap of luxury. Maybe Obama should have said 'you shouldn't waste your time...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 3:40 pm

Everyone thinks that free enterprise is so great, and it is.....right now. Unfortunately large corporations will continue to absorb small business until one day we'll be left with a few huge companies that control all growth and jobs. Most of which will..
Bull - September 3, 2012, 3:40 pm
Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen. He was talking about the infrastructure the business sits on not the business itself.
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 3:29 pm
Are you dancing already? Obama said, "You didn't build that" Got it?
crankyhead - September 3, 2012, 3:21 pm
Should we start a forum thread posting all of Paul Ryan's favourite quotes from Satanists? But to get back on topic, do you understand the context of the Obama quote yet, or do you need further clarification? One topic at a time, right?
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 3:18 pm
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 3:16 pm
Did you miss the thread in the forum where Obama was quoting his favorite communists.. You seem to have left it suddenly.
crankyhead - September 3, 2012, 3:11 pm
The words: "You didn't build that" are the words that republicans have taken out of context, Groucho.
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 2:47 pm
Which words were out of context?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 2:40 pm

You used "mitt" "Romney" and "poster" as tags and then searched using those words, tags are how results are ordered.
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 2:39 pm
Will you
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 2:39 pm
Will please quit using facts
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 2:37 pm

Marms, viral means that the poster is being shared all over the net. All you found was the link to politifake. I'm not trying to pick on you, I'm just trying to explain.
marms - September 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
After only 5 hours after being approved, when googling something as generic as "Funny Mitt Romney Poster", this poster is #14 out of 9,770,000 results! It almost instantly went Viral ... Woot!

THE POWER OF PRAYER - Rick Perry asked Texas to pray for rain and God set Texas on fire. This can only mean one thing. God hates Rick Perry too.

polar vortex -

MARINE CORPSE - From the archives. TOTUS strikes again!

Chris Kyle Day -

TAGS: chris kyle american sniper the legend texas seals military troops veterans iraq
Rating: 4.73/5

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premiumgrade - February 5, 2015, 9:12 pm
5 big ones for you. Spoken like a man of considerable common sense. Thumbs Up
Bandit5906 - February 5, 2015, 5:20 pm
10L if it were possible


TEXT OBAMA - if you're paying for his free phones for others!

TAGS: text
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 10, 2012, 10:59 pm
but he's using it to get votes!
simplegenius - October 10, 2012, 7:28 pm
the Clinton admin enacted the lifeline a**istance program.. not Obama. We have been paying for it for a while now and it is like 33 cents on a phone bill. not that big of a deal- and NOT OBAMA's idea.
KALKAM - October 10, 2012, 3:03 pm
He's going to give them MORE!

ARE LIBERALS EMBARRASSED BY THE FACT - That a gun happy Texan is twice the pacifist as the Nobel Peace Prize winning president.

TAGS: pacifist texan
Rating: 3.89/5

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Renza - April 3, 2013, 12:44 pm
It's something everyone should be able to agree to.
Doggit - April 3, 2013, 10:51 am
Not to mention Dr. Paul recognizes the greatest threat to our nation that both sides of the aisle fail to act upon; the economy/deficit/ debt.
Renza - April 3, 2013, 7:43 am
Yeah, I'm quite certain that if Ron Paul was on the ballot, he would have won. But the republicans wanted to stick with an old racists who is a terrible businessman.
terroraustralis - April 3, 2013, 3:46 am
because he would have revoked the NDAA and the patriot act. and as an actual doctor, he would know what to do with obamacare.
terroraustralis - April 3, 2013, 3:45 am
i can think of a whole bunch of african americans who shoot people and sell crack, does that somehow make barack obama a bad person? noone here is saying "texas is great", we're saying "ron paul should have won in 2012"
Cannabal - April 3, 2013, 12:18 am
I can think of two former Texans who were awfully belligerent presidents.
Curlyrocks - April 2, 2013, 10:10 pm
This is a serious question. Although I doubt any actual liberals will answer.

" NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND " - Behold the Change that came to America.

TEA PARTY CANDIDATE TED CRUZ WINS IN TEXAS - Apparently Governor Rick Perry doesn’t know Texans!



TEXICO - Go ahead, Texas, secede because of the general election: it'll just make Mexico that much closer to drive to.

TAGS: texas secession obama election mexico
Rating: 1.8/5

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PapaFox - November 13, 2012, 7:54 am
The Mexicans would never forgive us! :-D

TEXAS KEEPS AAA CREDIT RATING - This speaks volumes about Perry vs. The Messiah.

Don't mess with Texas -

Wendy Davis: -

Remember when? -

BIG OIL - I'll give you a hint...it's not Texas.

LIBERALS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE - that this is what is in Texas curriculum geography books. Again, it's an "enlightenment" issue.


LIBERAL PRETEXTS - Just Ask Cloward and Piven, they know all about it.



FORT HOOD, 2009 AND 2014 -

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP - "Warren Buffett Hasn't Got a Clue About the Private Sector" - Rick Perry (Public Employee)


TEXAS SCHOOL BOARD - is looking into anti-Christian, pro-islamic textbooks. Its about time someone got it right, and supported our countries Christian roots and stopped giving in to the 'left leaning, politically correct' crowd


Texas is Winning Against the Leftist War on Babies -

TAGS: texas winning
Rating: 3.33/5

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EmmaRoydes - August 5, 2014, 4:56 pm
Democrats believe that life begins when you first vote for a democrat or speak your first word of spanish
EmmaRoydes - July 8, 2014, 7:47 pm
Oh, noes! Some abortionists voted my poster down. waaaaaaah!
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 12:43 am
But when the predetermined agenda of political rhetoric tells me that they know the truth; then I can sleep soundly knowing that I'm not wrong.
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 12:36 am
The abortion thing. When does life begin? When does sentience begin? When does choice become murder? When does intervention become intrusion? I don't know.
foxrecon19d - July 6, 2014, 7:26 pm
Ohhhhh....you dun pissed off the lefties with this one! Good job!
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 4:35 pm
But I do understand the liberal abortion position: they don't want competition while they whine, cry, and pitch fits.
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 4:32 pm
Kill a pregnant woman and you are charged with double murder. Kill the baby pre-birth and it's A-OK!?!
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 4:31 pm
Liberal Hypocrisy: How dare you challenge my right to kill this thing in my uterus. Later: Corporal Punishment is wrong and may kill the innocent
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 1:24 pm
He had me at "Abortion Factory." :-* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZzgGegoAZ4
Zeitguy - July 6, 2014, 1:21 pm
A leftist war on babies?...pleeease.

Deregulation Reconsidered -

TAGS: deregulation bangladesh west texas
Rating: 2.6/5

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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 9:27 pm
Apologies on that raw nerve.
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 9:22 pm
Sorry, my bad. I live in Texas and the West tragedy hit close to home. And the Rick Perry image will always elicit an emotional response. ( not a big fan).
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 9:09 pm
Vik alert!!

FORCED INOCULATIONS OF CHILDREN - To prevent an STD! He received money from the manufacturer! Stick a fork in him he's done!

AMERICAN COWBOY - A myth purported by Hollywood.

MOST RETARDED STATE OF THE UNION - So, Texas, what are you gonna do when Obama gets out of office? Are you gonna petition for re-annexation then?

TAGS: texas secession obama general election
Rating: 1.89/5

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PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 10:02 am
No problem, they won't need those things once we give Texas back to Mexico.
Cannabal - November 15, 2012, 8:36 am
Don't forget: no more federal welfare programs--like the National Guard; and the Border Patrol.
PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 8:00 am
But before they leave, they have to pay off their share of the national debt. :-D


Gun Grabbing Nuts: A Never-Ending Well Of Stupidity -

The Face you Make... -

TAGS: trump virginia texas devin election
Rating: 5/5

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0TC - November 27, 2017, 4:19 pm
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 4:17 pm
OK, it is settled then. Thank you for spelling that out for our confused "woman Democrat voter" BarackObama on the other thread. She can thank you later. An extra ration of fermented beet stew for you, Comrade OTC.
0TC - November 27, 2017, 4:12 pm
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 4:12 pm
Also, I didn't take interpret this as a threat against the President. Did you mean it as such, Comrade OTC?
0TC - November 27, 2017, 4:10 pm
Haha...Hell yes ;) (Got your head-up on messenger, thx. We are having a good laugh over here on Facebook btw).
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 4:08 pm
...Do you, Comrade, stand by this meme lampooning the President's allegedly self-destructive views on gun control?
GrouchoMarxists - November 27, 2017, 4:07 pm
OTC,even though this meme has nothing to do with my Planned Parenthood debate,a British "Democrat voter" named BarackObama is using it as a red-herring and she claims you dont stand by this meme.Irrelevant as that it is to our debate,I have one question:
inflatedego - November 19, 2017, 4:11 pm
But I'm here to watch you defend your premise.
inflatedego - November 19, 2017, 4:09 pm
Last I checked my history here exceeds your groucho...
0TC - November 19, 2017, 3:12 pm
So you are just here to troll. Got it ... Just because you 'followed' Groucho here (read:stalked him)from your normal stomping grounds and he's ignoring you doesn't mean I want to give you the attention that apparently mommy wasn't giving you growing up.
inflatedego - November 19, 2017, 2:11 pm
Civil discourse according to the moonbat
0TC - November 19, 2017, 10:55 am
...that you are a little-off? Yup
inflatedego - November 19, 2017, 10:48 am
You finally got it..
0TC - November 19, 2017, 10:43 am
That made no sense
inflatedego - November 19, 2017, 9:57 am
I see that TDS has returned OTC to what his liberal buds call sane political discourse.. You need help
0TC - November 14, 2017, 1:10 pm
It's obvious which one of us is "nervous." Lol...Your grasping for straws.
ScatXXVII - November 14, 2017, 12:35 pm
You sound nervous, 0TC. Telling people to 'shut up'? How ANTIFA of you, 0TC. As far as your use of the words 'incriminating yourself' in light of a meme you created advocating the killing of a sitting American president, well... maybe you need to shut up
0TC - November 14, 2017, 10:42 am
Or shut up. That works too. Better that than incriminating yourself the way you keep doing.
0TC - November 14, 2017, 9:55 am
Make a coherent point if you can.
ScatXXVII - November 14, 2017, 7:30 am
The question is, 0TC, if you are so blatant as to post memes advocating shooting our president, "What you've been doing here and elsewhere? In this paranoid climate after Paddock and now Texas??"
ScatXXVII - November 14, 2017, 7:28 am
You're stuttering 0TC, like an 0noxious ***-dancing Clown. The bottom line is, 0TC, no one but you are posting memes advocating the a**assination of a sitting American President. And none of your accusations of others "playing with fire" will change that
0TC - November 13, 2017, 9:47 pm
Friendly advice: Politics is all fun and good, for a while. What you've been doing here and elsewhere? In this paranoid climate after Paddock and now Texas?? When they have a 'name' now? Just stupid. Sorry,what was I saying? Forgot. Never mind. Proceed :)
0TC - November 13, 2017, 9:45 pm
Getting serious for a sec. If you 'really' wanna talk "the law"...you wouldnt keep childishly playing w/fire if you knew what was actually coming on your end *cough* Chris's-version-of Mueller*cough-have his location,picture,FB.*cough*
ScatXXVII - November 13, 2017, 8:26 pm
0TC, you are the only one who is on record saying that this meme that you created would be "deadly" (your word; no one else used that word except you, 0TC) to the president of the United States
0TC - November 13, 2017, 7:09 pm
..Meanwhile,glad we both agree this meme has enough firepower to destroy Trump by simply pointing out his suicidal stance on gun control.If my meme was really so"deadly"as you say,least that explains WHY YOU keep bringing attention to it,'S'o'C'iop'A''T'h
0TC - November 13, 2017, 7:00 pm
Riiight,because you're so noble when you're not trying to incite violence against minorities and liberal politicians w/your words.How about YOU go first: start with this meme 70666.Then 70212.Finally 59274.I didnt say empty words or BS.I said "last" word
ScatXXVII - November 13, 2017, 4:49 pm
Yeah, 0TC, you need to start deleting things
ScatXXVII - November 13, 2017, 4:46 pm
0TC, confirming that you stand behind your meme that you want to kill the sitting President of the United States
0TC - November 13, 2017, 4:40 pm
...but I acknowledge I got under your paper thin wrinkled old skin, so you need all the room you can get to cry it out...so please: you can have the last word for today...fake...fox...recon...scout...who...never...*wait for it*....served :)
ScatXXVII - November 13, 2017, 4:09 pm
Agreed. This is the type of a**assinating a sitting United States President posting which should cause 0TC to say, "I really need to start deleting things I said."
freasy - November 13, 2017, 8:47 am
I am sure the Secret Service is interested in this.

Al "Not So Sharp" Sharpton -

GloBULL Warming -

Donations to Harvey victims? -

Operation Fast & Furious -

Santa Endorses Ted Cruz -

Fort Hood Purple Hearts -

Cruz, Trump & The Border Wall -

TAGS: ted cruz conservative warrior 2016 trusted donald trump rino amnesty border wall illegal immigration texas senator new yourk liberal rnc gop
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - February 11, 2016, 11:35 am
According to Silver, the GOP defensive system for pushing an acceptable establishment candidate (Rubio,Bush,etc.) is broken,etc. Why do I see this ending in a Trump ticket with Cruz as his VP choice :-/ Translation(2016 election): Death of the GOP (2/2)
fauxnews - February 11, 2016, 11:33 am
Well...it doesn't seem to be affect Trump. According to famed pollster and political a***yst Nate Silver (who predicted the last 2 Presidential elections quite accurately) Trump is the front runner and should be treated as such (1/2)
Bandit5906 - February 11, 2016, 10:21 am
That was then and this is now!

Whatever happened to polar vortex? -

John Cornyn III -

Remember the Alamo -

Why Does The Left Fear & Hate Ted Cruz So Much? -

Texas -

No Surprise! -

TAGS: devin kelley texas sutherland trump
Rating: 5/5

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inflatedego - November 21, 2017, 7:22 pm
Will you please quit bringing up facts?
0TC - November 11, 2017, 10:25 pm
twill1962 - November 11, 2017, 9:09 pm
ACTUALLY, he was a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT and an ATHEIST! He did teach Vacation Bible School, but he was still an ATHEIST!

Make America Safe Again -

Police Lives Matter -

TAGS: police lives matter darren goforth shannon miles harris county texas sheriff blacklivesmatter racism bigotry
Rating: 4.98/5

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OTC - August 30, 2015, 7:27 pm
This is what happens when a community agitator is elected POTUS

Alcee The A-hole -


Republicans -


TED CRUZ 2016 -

TAGS: ted cruz 2016 constitutional conservative gop senator texas republican outsider washington cartel nra trusted leadership grassroots america establishment rinos
Rating: 4.25/5

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Bandit5906 - January 17, 2016, 1:13 am
My fav also, but I just don't trust career politicians!

Bloviating Gasbag -

"Hear ye, hear ye!" -

TAGS: republican flores baltimore riots contextomy
Rating: 4.04/5

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rebeccaolsen - May 25, 2015, 10:13 pm
So, that's a No?
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:09 pm
Complex Question again a**uming something that you really cannot know. Just shows how you take you false a**umptions as facts and precede from there.
rebeccaolsen - May 25, 2015, 9:48 pm
So, NOW are you finished with your latest tantrum?. :)
calron - May 25, 2015, 9:21 pm
Cut and paste response fail.
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 12:08 pm
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 12:01 pm
Is anyone buying this?
calron - May 16, 2015, 8:08 pm
His statement of one man and one women is voluminous enough to cover single parents, polygamy, that Japanese guy that married his pillow and g** marriage. However context would focus more on the onbe he actually mentioned.
fauxnews - May 12, 2015, 5:21 pm
LMFAO...Yes, I'm "incapable" of buying into the idiotic lies you're peddling in comment#76103. Anything else, mate?
rebeccaolsen - May 12, 2015, 10:55 am
You're welcome. :)
rebeccaolsen - May 12, 2015, 10:54 am
Also, Calvon (a fun dude around here) presented THIS article to 'get-our-back': www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/30/bill-flores-gop-lawmaker-ties-baltimore-riots-to-g/ HEADLINE:"Bill Flores TIES Baltimore Riots to G.AY Marriage, Breakdown of the Fam"
rebeccaolsen - May 12, 2015, 10:32 am
You make this TOO freasy, denier. :) Freasy's Projecting and fake mustache FTL
rebeccaolsen - May 12, 2015, 10:30 am
Flores also has a long history of proudly opposing g.ay marriage.Now,that quote I provided to you AND the unanimous articles out there reporting on his linking-the-riots to-g.ay-marriage is well-documented.Remind us again who's the "pathological liar"? :)
rebeccaolsen - May 12, 2015, 10:24 am
(concluded.) "...There is nothing like TRADITIONAL marriage that does that for a child." And since the media has called out Rep.Flores for tying g.ay marriage to the Baltimore riots, he hasn't challenged this depiction of him.
rebeccaolsen - May 12, 2015, 10:22 am
(cont.)"...because they can have a healthy family and they can raise children in a way that's best for their future, not only socially but psychologically, economically, from a health perspective..."
rebeccaolsen - May 12, 2015, 10:20 am
Your fake mustache fell off, angry boy :) He's lying? Really now. It would lying to say Flores didn't say,"Look at what's going on in Baltimore today,you can see the issues raised there. Healthy marriage are ones between a MAN and a WOMAN..."
freasy - May 12, 2015, 10:01 am
I guess you are incapable of actually reading and comprehending what was said, or you are a pathological liar. He is referring to children who have been abandoned by their fathers and a culture that edifies it.

A Supreme Court decision is the law of the land -

TAGS: supreme court texas attorney general g** marriage
Rating: 3.66/5

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fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 4:24 pm
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:23 pm
Anytime ^_^ To be honest, you are a little bit out there - so I don't agree with everything you say,FN. But on this,you are on point ...Plus,nothing is more amusing than watching you push EMma's bu.ttons - seems like all you have to do is show up. Cheers
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 4:19 pm
Thank you for the shout out, Guest :-)(#77581) Cheers
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 4:13 pm
Sry,but I still DGAF.So what if you're embarrassed you blew it?How's that my prob?You'll never get me 2 agree with you,or join you in your dishonesty.Whining to me isnt gonna change anything...Let us know when you actually decide to"move along" Cheers :-)
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:59 pm
In the meanwhile, you might want to get some aloe for your nostrils. They must be burning ^.^ Too bad they don't have aloe for your burning temper - those b***.ons are red ho.t today
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:53 pm
of course citizens have the democratic right to protest laws.But whiners like Wallace or Paxton dont have the right to defy law,they were hired to administer the laws of the land.So they need to GTFO.You're too busy projecting to see the point of the meme
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:51 pm
[#77578] The poster is right on the $$$ actually. Again, the poster isn't arguing that the constitution doesn't change. Nor is it arguing that citizen shouldn't protest law. It is ridiculing govt officials like Governor Wallace and Ken Paxton.
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:48 pm
i noticed that as well, apparently so have the others.
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:47 pm
this pi.ssed you off so badly that you vomited coffee thru your nose? So much for saying it didn't push your bu.ttons^.^... You go around lecturing others as if you are in a position of authority,when really you are just a troll with a persecution complex
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 3:35 pm
I blew nothing. Your poster is pure BS. Especially the STFU comment.As I stated, if people did that, the Volstead Act or Prohibition, it would still be the "Law of the Land".
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 3:34 pm
I just blew coffee thru my nose after reading your comment. Pretending to be a mod? Where in the hell did that crap come from?
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 2:33 pm
ain't no thang :)
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 2:28 pm
Thank you for being generous with your toys, Rebecca, and sharing EMma with the rest of us ^_^
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 1:32 pm
Cheers :)
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 1:31 pm
Thank you for the kind words, Becca. I must be doing SOMETHING right,mate; I haven't gotten a cigarette joke from you lately. ;-) Cheers
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 1:29 pm
Great poster Faux. 5 "ferocious"(lol) Lions. :-D Well ya kinda nailed that one!
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 1:26 pm
Yea! Our lolcow is back! :-D And here I was worrying for nothing that I had broken our favorite 'toy-MMess-doll' the last time we played. Silly me :)
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:51 pm
That's clearly the point of the poster, and mine.No one here's arguing ga.y marriage wont be overturned one day or that the constitution doesnt change over time.That's your warped reading because you're too busy projecting.Your bu.ttons do that to ya ^_^
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:47 pm
of course the average voter has the democratic right to protest laws.But whiners like George Wallace or Ken Paxton dont have the right to defy law, they were hired to administer the laws of the land.So they need to GTFO and get a different job or STFU
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:39 pm
yeah, yeah, yeah - this is pushing your bu.ttons and you are too insecure to be honest about it. Got the memo, thanks.I don't care about any of that.THE POINT I DO CARE ABOUT - this poster is referring to government officials, not the average citizen
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 12:35 pm
Well, thank ya Zeit and Guest. Thawnk yuz vury mutch. *in my best worst Elvis voice* ;-) Cheers
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:30 pm
I second that, Zeit! ^_^ 5Ls on your comments Fauxnews.[#77561,#77562,#77563] That was a work of art, FN - PWNing as poetry. Magnificent.
Zeitguy - July 1, 2015, 12:18 pm
I love when Trolls get called out!
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 12:14 pm
because I have enough sense not to debate a fool trolling me.However,your history of pointing out“other’s ignorance"(on the other hand)has only backfired on you historically.So go for it.Knock yourself out-ironically,you do so anyways LITERALLY X-D Cheers
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 12:02 pm
(#77560)And,again,nothin'you're saying(or have said)will change the facts that(A)you"blew it"and(B)that I plan to remain a member here :-D Not my prob if those 2facts push your bu.ttons.You're barking up the wrong"dead"tree X-D My roots are firmly planted
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 11:58 am
(#77559) correction: you have 'the freedom' to BS and be dishonest.only you would see that as "a right", mostly because you lack the integrity and moral authority to see past your own "ignorance." no one buys your pretending-to-be-a-mod "routine." X-D
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:37 am
and I understand perfectly well why you are afraid to debate me and it's not that it gets h**, it's that you can't do it without losing your cool or using the name calling routine you are so well know for.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:23 am
Fauxnews: I did move on until I saw this ignorant poster. I reserve the right to point out ignorance where I see it.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:20 am
If the citizens had just STFU, those two laws I cited would still be the "Law of the Land". Unjust laws and SCOTUS rulings need to be protested by citizens to get them fixed.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:19 am
Looks like you completely missed my point. Look at the wording in the poster, now look at how previous rulings were "Laws of the Land" and were overturned later. Now add the fauxnews statement "kindly STFU" Says a lot that I had to explain that to you.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:17 am
I'm not worked up any more than anyone else on this site. The fact that you can't see that speaks volumes.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:16 am
nah, sounds like fauxnews had his but.tons pushed. Try reading comments before coming to conclusions.
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:35 am
when you get all worked up like that over constitutional law, your reasoning becomes [dare I say] so emotional it is pretty darn ga.y. Or to quote you, "Oooooo." Ga.y indeed. Fitting ^_^
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:26 am
By citing examples of how present Supreme court rulings take precedent over the past,you're only making his point for him -ie.at present,ga.y marriage is the law of your land.Glad to see you accept it,albeit unintentionally.Take a deep breath next time EM
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:22 am
Hmm.Sounds like your b.uttons were pushed again,EM ^.^ You're so angry over this that you can't see things straight - i.e.the Supreme ct. since 1850 and 1920 has overruled BOTH examples.Until that happens with g** marriage,it remains your law of the land.
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 1:48 am
Nothing good ever comes from our exchanges other than disruption of this forum. So, for the sake of peace on the site: pretty please 'with sugar on top', grow a spine and actually stick to your own words for a change and "MOVE ON."(#77120) Cheers.
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 1:43 am
I thought you said you were "moving on."(#77120)Your exact words,were "As you requested, i'm moving on." So why don't you be a good little troll and follow your own advice.Im not debating somebody whose obviously been aggressively trying to antagonize me.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 12:17 am
Or the 18th amendment (prohibition) and the fact that SCOTUS upheld it in 1920. I wonder if people were telling everyone "It's the law of the land. Now kindly STFU"?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 30, 2015, 11:53 pm
You might want to read the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850 and SCOTUS opinions approving of it.

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rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:20 pm
My favorite meme in this series, btw. :) 5Led
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:20 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:47 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.

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fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 10:34 pm
Yo Zeitguy,if you were in fact speaking to me,then I will PM you with that info.I've had trouble with stalkers on this site,from a real"pain in the [email protected]" if you catch my hidden meaning(and cream doesn't help w/that kind of PITA) X-D Look for my PM.Cheers
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 10:30 pm
Zeit(aka. Groot) was speaking to me, I think. He just didn't thread his response properly, or you missed mine.Suppose he will correct me if I'm wrong.
rebeccaolsen - July 8, 2015, 10:06 pm
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 10:04 pm
You too Becca!
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 10:03 pm
Ok I'll check it out, but to be fair you need to divulge your region of domicile.
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 8:45 pm
There is a GREAT film about Texas with Jack Black, based on a true story. "Bernie." Check it out if you get a chance.The opening sequence takes us through a funny guided tour of all the Texas regions;it really is a country in and of itself.Cheers mate :-)
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 7:55 pm
Faux, you too. That's OK. Growing up in Jersey I had similar stereotypical images of Texas, I still hate the Cowboys BTW.
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 6:32 pm
Texas believes military exercises in its backyard is"evidence"of Obama's plan 4 martial law.Obama kept his promise 2 unify Texas with Obamacare-now Texans can finally get the mental healthcare they desperately need 2 be a functioning part of the Union X-D
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 3:15 pm
At least it's not California.
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 3:10 pm
Ouch! Good one! If you live here long enough you come to love it ( mostly):)
rebeccaolsen - July 8, 2015, 2:17 pm
You're from Texas, Groot? Not sure if I should say sorry OR feel sorry. :D /kidding doll... How does it feel to be the lone voice of reason in the the Lone Brain cell state, I mean, star state? /sorry, couldn't resist :)
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 2:13 pm
Becca you hurt my feelings.
OTC - July 8, 2015, 7:32 am
This time they took action, but that's not the point. Obama was supposed to be the great unifier and end racism, he's been the complete opposite. A house divided cannot stand
rebeccaolsen - July 7, 2015, 8:36 pm
Tell us something new for a change. They've been threatening to do this since the dawn of Texas, well BEFORE OBAMA. It's their crybaby perennial tradition. It would be real news if Texas said they were NOT seceding. Texans are crazy, they need no excuse


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calron - May 25, 2015, 9:14 pm
Gravity is a theory. ;)
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 5:01 pm
Since when has any scientist,let alone ANY 'intelligent person', pretended it was NOT a theory? Science ONLY deals with "theory."That's how it works. Even an 'idiot' knows that...then again,now that I thought about it (and this conversation) maybe not :-/
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 5:00 pm
lolololololololololololol...It has ALWAYS been known as man-made climate change "theory", mate..lololololololololololol lolololololololololol lolololololololololol
OTC - May 17, 2015, 2:52 pm
Glad you finally admitted that MMCC is a theory
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:19 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:47 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.

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rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:09 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:46 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.

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rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:18 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:46 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:46 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.

The only thing funnier than Republicans believing in conspiracy theories -

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